To celebrate our one year blather-versary, I thought I would post up the most interesting search queries that have led people to our dark and musty corner of the internet.
1. drunken giraffe
2. kangaroo au pair
3. dog vs. kangaroo
4. lumberjack college
5. Why are running backs short?
6. dead prostitutes
7. dead hookers
8. Buffalo hookers (the murderers are getting a bit more specific)
9. average speed of a kangaroo
10. kangaroo squirrel
11. How much could a kangaroo bench?
12. Paul Worrilow is the most interesting man in the world
13. fat guys in spandex
14. Ron Jeremy length
To say that our small readership is probably made up of deviants and weirdos, would probably be an understatement. I mean, let's ignore the dead prostitute theme here, and just focus on the person searching for a "kangaroo au pair". Am I supposed to believe that there are individuals out there that want to employ a kangaroo as a nanny for their children? Yes, it sounds awesome in theory, but the practical application of a kangaroo babysitter just doesn't strike me as terribly sensible. Then again, judging such a concept without testing its real world feasibility, might be a product of my biases concerning gargantuan marsupials as care givers. Maybe it would work? The only way to know for sure is to test this concept in the laboratory. So, if anybody could send me a kangaroo, or if you don't have that, if you happen to have a spare child lying around the house, we can begin testing this bold concept. Maybe it will be the next billion dollar industry.
Either way, I don't want it to sound like Reilly and I are judging any of you